{"product_id":"bearoids-gi-controlled-performance-apparel","title":"Bearoids Gi: Controlled Performance Apparel","description":"\u003cp\u003ePearl weave. Gummy bear lining. Banned in zero jurisdictions, pending review.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bearoids Gi is a Class-A performance garment manufactured by JJC Pharmacy and monitored by the Jiu-Jitsu Anti-Doping Agency (JJADA). A 380gsm pearl weave jacket over 10oz twill cotton pants, it delivers measurable competitive advantage through means JJADA has elected not to investigate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBusiness on the outside, gummy bears on the inside. The exterior tests clean. The interior does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eField trials report improved sweep retention, elevated mat presence, and mild euphoria upon zipping. These effects are not FDA reviewed because the FDA does not review gis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAthletes subject to testing should disclose Bearoids use to their coach, their opponent, and no one else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e380gsm pearl weave jacket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e10oz twill cotton pants\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStamped leather gummy bear shoulder patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStamped leather 5th Anniversary patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGummy bear print gusset\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColorful belt loops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery reads “TRAIN HARD. BE NICE. EAT GUMMY BEARS.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5th Anniversary limited edition \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDirections: Take one gi as needed for chronic rolling. Do not exceed one gi per roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003etrain hard. be nice. eat gummy bears. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JJCo Fightwear and AprèsRoll","offers":[{"title":"A1","offer_id":55481602834723,"sku":null,"price":139.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"A1L","offer_id":55481602867491,"sku":null,"price":139.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"A2","offer_id":55481602900259,"sku":null,"price":139.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"A2H","offer_id":55481602933027,"sku":null,"price":139.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"A2L","offer_id":55481602965795,"sku":null,"price":139.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"A3","offer_id":55481602998563,"sku":null,"price":139.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"A4","offer_id":55481603031331,"sku":null,"price":139.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0901\/7773\/2899\/files\/2_ccd00247-e525-4d5d-b307-4a2063cf8e95.png?v=1786971882","url":"https:\/\/www.jiujitsumerch.com\/products\/bearoids-gi-controlled-performance-apparel","provider":"JJCo Fightwear and AprèsRoll","version":"1.0","type":"link"}