Rolloft® Hoodie — (OSSertraline HCl)
rolloft® (OSSertraline HCl) — mat medicine for the chronically stressed.
SSRI: Sweep. Submit. Roll. Improve.
Side effects may include confidence, deeper sleep, cauliflower ear, and an Après-Roll wardrobe. Do not operate heavy machinery. Do operate armbars. Not a substitute for your actual doctor — but it pairs well with one.
From the makers of Bearoids®.
The base: Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1467 unisex lightweight hoodie — 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.4 oz/yd² (217 g/m²), garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel with low shrinkage. Relaxed fit, seamless body, jersey-lined hood, 1×1 ribbed cuffs & waistband, twill neck tape. OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified; made on demand.
Print-on-demand — made to order. Printed fresh just for you; please allow about 2 weeks for delivery.
Fit guide — Comfort Colors 1467 (unisex)
Measurements in inches. Width is chest laid flat; double it for full chest. Relaxed unisex fit — size down for a trimmer look.
| Size | Body length | Chest width (flat) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
Ask your coach if it’s right for you.