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  • Bearoids Gi: Controlled Performance Apparel
  • Bearoids Gi: Controlled Performance Apparel
  • Bearoids Gi: Controlled Performance Apparel
  • Bearoids Gi: Controlled Performance Apparel
  • Bearoids Gi: Controlled Performance Apparel

Bearoids Gi: Controlled Performance Apparel

Regular price $139.99
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Pearl weave. Gummy bear lining. Banned in zero jurisdictions, pending review.

 

The Bearoids Gi is a Class-A performance garment manufactured by JJC Pharmacy and monitored by the Jiu-Jitsu Anti-Doping Agency (JJADA). A 380gsm pearl weave jacket over 10oz twill cotton pants, it delivers measurable competitive advantage through means JJADA has elected not to investigate.

Business on the outside, gummy bears on the inside. The exterior tests clean. The interior does not.

Field trials report improved sweep retention, elevated mat presence, and mild euphoria upon zipping. These effects are not FDA reviewed because the FDA does not review gis.

Athletes subject to testing should disclose Bearoids use to their coach, their opponent, and no one else.

 

Details

  • 380gsm pearl weave jacket
  • 10oz twill cotton pants
  • Stamped leather gummy bear shoulder patch
  • Stamped leather 5th Anniversary patch
  • Gummy bear print gusset
  • Colorful belt loops
  • Embroidery reads “TRAIN HARD. BE NICE. EAT GUMMY BEARS.”
  • 5th Anniversary limited edition 

Directions: Take one gi as needed for chronic rolling. Do not exceed one gi per roll.

train hard. be nice. eat gummy bears.